Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 7, 2020

Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"

Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice

by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021

Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!

"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"

by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019