brandon

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)
SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!
by arrtgut April 2, 2022
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A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner
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Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018
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Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself
person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "
by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022
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Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!
by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022
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