A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
Get the Status attackmug. The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
Get the Cat attackmug. (morgan accidently bumps into noelle)
morgan: woah watch where your going!
noelle: spice attack much?
morgan: woah watch where your going!
noelle: spice attack much?
by noeyt August 13, 2010
Get the spice attackmug. by jek_227 March 26, 2016
Get the slap attackmug. Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"
Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."
Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."
Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the Random Little Girl Attackmug. This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
by itzez October 7, 2019
Get the Shart Attackmug. by Wendy’sRep September 19, 2020
Get the Frosty Sack Attackmug.