assholeishness 

asshole ability level

i'm hella superior to you when it comes to assholeishness

my friends assholeishness ganks so hardcore he doesn't even have time to put on a condom so you're done for bitch!

assholeishness by rage it up October 12, 2008

Asshole wrapped in bacon 

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.

Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.

Asshole wrapped in bacon by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009

asshole 

1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

asshole by $chan March 13, 2009

Asshole 

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'

Asshole by grei_eba August 1, 2009

asshole 

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!

"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

asshole by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009

Asshole 

Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.

Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.

Asshole by TheFearI95 January 23, 2011

Asshole 

Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

Asshole by Laiiniee Powell January 6, 2008