hal-alhala

* One who frequently fornicates with a friends mother and/or sister
* One who frequently owns your face
* One who is consistently greater than you

"Yo that kid is an ill hal-alhala, he never stops fucking"
"That hal-alhala is one of the leetest in the world"

by Mordred Handerschmidt February 1, 2004

AlphaBitch

One hell of a gal. She rules it all. No one can bring her down and anyone who tries gets taken out in the process. She doesn't fight dirty though. All's fair in a war with her, but you better come armed with some serious intelligence or you won't stand a chance.

AlphaBitch is a born leader.

by Alphalicious November 10, 2009

Alphamale

Running up to someone and humping them in the ass. Usually used when people don't expect it.

"Dude, I just alphamaled him"

by Your fucking mom. June 7, 2009

Alphabet People

A phrase used to describe the lgbtq+ community, or someone who is non heterosexual, often used as an insult. Jokes on you fuckers, we like it and are taking it as our title.

“WE ARE THE ALPHABET PEOPLE, THE ALPHABUDDIES, HERE TO TAKE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY AND WHITE SOCKS”

by Schizophrenic Chameleon January 20, 2020

alphabet soup

A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

see also; soup, chicken noodle soup

Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son.

Jay: Thas that soup man.

Rob: Soup? *confused*

Jay: That alphabet soup.

Rob: Wha--oh daaaamn! It's like that cuz?

Jay: Yup, it's like that son. *nodding knowingly*

by Fox Major May 7, 2009

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012