brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue
Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy
by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025
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brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
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Brandon

Gamer and he likes boys. He eats poop and drinks pee. He is very silly
Oh look it’s Brandon eating poop!
by o-doggydog December 25, 2021
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Brandon

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
by Dhdhfhbf May 17, 2022
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brandon sanchez trejo

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
hey you know brandon sanchez trejo? he’s so sweet. he’s one of my favorite people ever!
by parduewardue November 23, 2021
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a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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