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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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Texting

(n.) Modern romance at it's finest.
dude, if she's texting you, reply, like, please
by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
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flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex
This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
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text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.
John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
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shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
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Texting Anxiety

The anxiety you get when texting someone, typically most people with a
anxiety have this.

You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.
Person 1: I remember when that too!

Person 2: ok

Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety

Person 2: k

Person 1: be right back

Seen 2 weeks ago
by Puppykittylover June 4, 2023
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
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