Jacob

Bitch

Jacob is such a bitch, like who names their kid Jacob???

by Chute mi November 28, 2021

jacob

The absolute bestest man you could ever meet. Particularly good at dealing with people whos name start with the letter R. will be the friendliest or the most naughty you could wish for

hell yea jacob!

by jakestar2000 January 12, 2022

Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Joshua Jacob

Sexy boy. He's sooo fine. He'll listen to all your problems and is sooo sweet and nice. He's very talented and there is no body like him.

I thought u were Joshua Jacob!

by tanzlocigs December 10, 2023

jacob

like to shoot up schools for fun

let me shoot that shcool said jacob

by school shoter boi December 10, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who works really hard with school, he is often seen with his pc and he likes to play games. Even if Jacob reads and pratices for a really big text he will probably not get better than a 4. Jacob wears glasses and is often seen in a hoodie. everyone loves Jacob, and his really big cock

Jacob is such an emo, but he knows a lot of weird sexual facts

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020