A gun problem

That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"

Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."

A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"

Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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gun land

gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"
by gun land February 04, 2012
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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
by McthicclesZachy March 08, 2021
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 09, 2020
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Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry
I apple gunned my wife yesterday
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Becky Gun

Becky Gun (Noun) Is a slang term used by Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (CoDMW2) players to address or state the AA12 shotgun.
Get that Becky Gun!
Got It dude!
by InkWeaverXS April 24, 2010
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pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 April 02, 2016
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