koko brown

A delicious Hawaiian beer - Also known as the light brown substance secreted from one's ass after nearly breaking a friends expensive electronic

Yo I almost koko brown'd when that camera slipped out of my hand

by Nosefalls May 22, 2014

Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.

We had to evict him for brown-housing.

by JohnAar September 6, 2016

Dominic Brown

The sexiest man to exist in every known multiverse the sound tones frequencies and vibrations when he speaks makes women have orgasms just talking to him or having a conversation with him you are going to want to have sex with or try to if you haven’t already with him even if he just had sex with someone else or you have to share he’s the type of guy to get a syrupy footjob at a Denny’s restaurant then finish with a blowjob in the car Dominic brown has an obsessive fetish for sexually attractive women and certain types of women’s feet he can rap and sing like the best rappers and singers out he needs to be on the cover of a magazine or in a porno movie random women stalk and have walking orgasms and for some reason his penis keeps growing longer he is successful and will be even more successful than the people who always talked down on him and thought they were better than him cause of what they have or had or experienced or got goin on if Dominic had sex around or near you you wouldn’t even get mad at him he gets ass rimmed a lot and frequently especially during a blowjob sandwich he might aswell be a pornstar he knows that he is a spiritual being living in a physical form he seeks only to better himself Dominic browns confidence knows no bounds while being modestly conceded more self obsessed due to the self awareness and value he holds for himself besides the things that have happened in his life and what is sure to cum soon or again

Hey tori I’m looking for a Dominic Brown did you see where he went

(As she smothers Dominic’s face with her ass)
Hmmm not sure can you excuse me for a sec

by Porno music November 7, 2023

Brown sugah

Tequila and coke with a lime.

Bartender, can I get a Brown Sugah?

by KMPG123 July 20, 2018

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018

brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008