December 2

December 2 is sit with your crush at lunch day. Don’t be scared of this just do it!

Omg it’s December 2 I have to sit with my crush!

by Hi pizza cat December 1, 2019

2 Unit

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters

are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!

Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!

by S Pedasso August 28, 2019

2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

2% milk

A name for a friend you like but also hate at the same time, usually a past lover.

John is a 2% milk for to me after our fight

by Abluecup February 12, 2017

lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world

*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen

by kocheraaa February 14, 2017

Life [2]

A countdown to death.

A countdown to death is known as life 2.

by BakaDog February 17, 2017

Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019