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Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020
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Are we dating?

When two, or more people are close in such a way that people question if they are a thing. The said couple/group will then ask each other if they are dating in a room full of people who propagated said rumor. leading to laughs all around.
by Naturally Mia January 30, 2018
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kids dating

Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age
Look those kids dating

And they only look like there 11 and 10
by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017
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mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.
are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap
by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011
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nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
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