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Your mom

by Yeeti November 13, 2019
mugGet the Your mommug.

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

your mom

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”
by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.

As your friend wtf is your address

A polite way to ask for an address of a friend while expressinging drunken enthusiasm about goings on.
As your friend wtf is your address sounds dope lfg
by markarolli2445 October 28, 2023
mugGet the As your friend wtf is your addressmug.

stain your own lane

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
by DocM&M August 16, 2020
mugGet the stain your own lanemug.

past your peak

People who are on drugs, mainly cocaine, after you peak, one might say you have passed your peak.
Man are you past your peak yet, or are you still peaking?
by KTCTtown May 27, 2008
mugGet the past your peakmug.

flick your chicken

Masturbating with a rubber chicken all like *flurp flurp flurp* and stuff.
Dang girl, you want me to flick your chicken or what?
by peteywubbz November 29, 2016
mugGet the flick your chickenmug.

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