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When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".
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Basically just any time anyone is doing anything they are in their bag of that thing.
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Being defined as; Joey is really in his pizza bag right now
Can someone pass me water I wanna get in my water bag
In your bag
Can someone pass me water I wanna get in my water bag
In your bag
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Example:
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person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?
person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*
(I’m person 2 🙂)
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?
person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*
(I’m person 2 🙂)
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