Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her

your mom is the best person in the whole world

by heyiguesslolzies November 27, 2021

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.

Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day

by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025

National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017