your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”

Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*

by Credit27 May 11, 2018

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Can I see your bracelets?

A phrase us Kandi kids hate

“Can I see your bracelets?” the girl said for the 3rd day in a row as she proceeded to touch my bracelets “uh no!” I said Giving her a stink eye ripping my arm away from her

by A random person :D February 16, 2025

Kiss your crush day

It's the day when you can kiss your crush whenever you want

You:kiss your crush

Crush: what's that
You: it's kiss your crush day

by Tavamamma October 26, 2019

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

National say yes to your crush day

This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!

Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.

by No one 655 January 6, 2022