That's My Job

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

by Infernfan June 22, 2023

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My Bad

My bad essentially means that whom says "My Bad" is apologizing for their wrong doing.

You lit the entire house on fire! My bad.

by shoe buckler June 7, 2023

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Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

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hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

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My Ariel, he’s literally everything i could wish for even though we had our ups and downs i still love him to bits, If you find yourself an Ariel keep him because even though they might seem tough on the outside he’s a big softie on the inside. He always tries to make time for me when he’s busy or doesn’t have his phone or even when he’s on vacation, no matter what he always gives me affection, he’s never embarrassed to hug me or kiss me anywhere, he loves me for just me even if i have mood swings or anything he still loves me and finds me perfect and i’m so happy to have him in my life, even if we long apart in the moonlight sky every star i believe is him.

girl 1:he’s so rude is he always like that??
girl 2:nahh he’s just My Ariel

by A.MARLIN.R November 21, 2023

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going out with my boots on

Attending a Randy Houser concert.

Marj: Did you see that Randy Houser has a show in town this weekend?

Edward: Yeah, are you gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022

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