John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

Livonia Franklin High School

A school where teachers take smoke breaks every 15 minutes and theres more vapes then kids in the bathroom, lets not forget the drama and pick me girls like Kenzie Hardesty.

Student: Yo lemme smack ur vape

Student 2: Dude shut up you hoe ass bitch you go to Livonia Franklin High School

by SteezusCrust October 4, 2023

Dolgeville school

The school here is ass, all the teachers are dogshit, I’ve seen peoples ass cheeks before. Most people haven’t even felt the touch of a woman. And the mayor, Mary Puznowski is butt booty cheeks.

Hey man you wanna go to Dolgeville school?
Fuck no

by Anonymous62651 October 4, 2023

Woodward Middle School

A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.

Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.

Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."

by CrackHe$d November 24, 2021

Tanbridge House School

A school full of nerds apart from one person called Olly Ryan. This boy runs the whole school

Person 1- I think I might go to tanbridge house school
Person 2- No wait until Olly Ryan leaves

by Big man yute Bledsoe November 25, 2021

union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .

union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest

by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021

School Nurse

When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.

After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.

by Teddy Jaymse November 25, 2021