by Twakel king December 11, 2022
Get the Twinkling your twakelmug. Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011
Get the smackin your ballsmug. by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
Get the National grab your boyfriends dick daymug. I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
Get the Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move outmug. How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021
Get the National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Daymug. From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
Get the Appreciate your Freakster Daymug. Show me your boobs day is on April 29th
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022
Get the National Show me your boobs daymug.