International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up

person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind

by valleylog July 15, 2022

Your mom

Super sexy

Your mom is so sexy

by Songxaydlover July 18, 2022

Planes in your eyes

Having a desire to travel, especially by plane or internationally. From the expression “dollar signs in your eyes”

You had planes in your eyes after watching a travel show.

by Tiernan47 July 20, 2022

YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM

by AJ_HISSONG July 20, 2022

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022