Prison. That shit is fucking prison having my ass locked in a fucking classroom for 7 goddamn hours just to take up worthless shit till June? Oh hell no there's a reason why school stands for seven cruel hours of our lives and homework is half of my energy wasted on random knowledge. Besides you can get wet willies, wedgies, swirlys and worse so fuck that shitty ass prison can't wait till I don't have to be locked in jail 2.0
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Get the School Shooter mug.Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
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Random student 2: “no where was it?”
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Random student 2: “of course it was”
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