Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

by Emily-T July 10, 2018

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven

honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor

by haljoe June 8, 2018