national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

emine day

A day dedicated to the best girls name in the whole wide world

Omg babe guess what? It's emine day!

by Luke-hamil November 3, 2023

shooty booty day

every april 8th is shooty booty day to empower the shootiest of the bootiest.

hey guys, it's shooty booty day, why don't we go to Mcdonalds to celebrate.

by shootybooty April 8, 2020

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

lizziey day

lizziey day (lowercase L) is a holiday made by middle schooler Eli Philbrick to celebrate anybody or anything named Lizzie/Lizzy. You can celebrate the holiday by dressing in purple and optionally wearing blonde wigs. Another big thing is being kind to anyone named Lizzie/Lizzy even if they are a cunty little bitch. The holiday is on April 32 but because that isn’t a real day, it’s celebrated over two days, April 31 and May 1.

I just love lizziey day.

by kittycats_2010 April 24, 2023

Bonus Day

The days following a work bonus where you call off because you don’t need the money.

Hey bob, where is Jeremi? Oh he called off, got his bonus check and took some bonus days.

by Kwall302 December 16, 2019