a mentally and physically horrible shit show that is hell on earth where all the teachers are bitches and the kids are worse
student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
by hi.it’s.me.mrs.malfoy March 2, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 2, 2021
Get the Oak hill Middle Schoolmug. me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high schoolmug. A person (Usually in Middle School) that wears the cuntiest outfits (designer handbags, etc.), known for their outfits, and just loves being extra for school.
by BimboCunt March 25, 2024
Get the School Socialitemug. Beech High School is full of biased, good ole boy mentality and anti-female, anti-LGTBQ rhetoric, with teachers who only support preppy athletes. This is why legislators fund charter schools.
by NotYourMommasBS March 8, 2023
Get the Beech High Schoolmug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. 