My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022

My Thing

Your favorite thing that you dont know how to describe. The thing that you love.

Rain... It's my... you know its my thing.

by Theeeee guy October 26, 2022

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea

I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.

by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022

My IQ is Ω

It's not really possible unless you're me

Person 1:My IQ is Ω
Person 2:No it isn't
Person 1:Why
Person 2:ITS JUST NOT

by Cats are great! November 2, 2022

MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.

"MY FUCKING KNEES"

by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022