Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

your grandfather

your grandfather is someone that owns you.

will smith : who owns me
dog : your grandfather does

by tofu craver January 5, 2023

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021