Your mom

“Your mom” is an amazing way to get out of a conversation or if you don’t want to talk to someone.

Your mom, (runs away)

by Imarandomgooseeee September 1, 2022

coz your hot and your cold

Coz your yes and your no
Your in and your out
And your
Shoto Todoroki the edgy bitch

Coz your hot and your cold got dammit

by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

your application for hire

hey matt rose fans

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025