Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 3, 2023

suc my eg

Danny wants am to do it leave an hurry

An suc my eg

by ANISAWEEB August 10, 2017

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

in my bag

someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 4, 2021

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

flip my pizza

My uncle told me to flip his pizza. I have no clue what the fuck it means

"Go Flip my pizza boy" Anon's uncle exclaimed
"What the fuck?" Anon responded with confusion

by Vinneyhd May 4, 2018