Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick

Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work

by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026

shit-giggles

the uncontrollable laughter of a person who is either anxious or uncomfortable.

“i had the shit-giggles earlier”
“why”
“i had to have a blood test and i got scared”

by juicy24 January 19, 2026

shit & tired

feeling like shit & tired of feeling like shit

i'm so shit & tired rn

by _D0uche_ January 25, 2026

Whore Shit

The first shit after getting your ass nutted in, more specifically when the poop and cum are mixed together

After I came in my wife’s, she took a whore shit

by anonymous January 26, 2026

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

THIS SHIT HITS

A perfect linguistic loop and the ultimate slang trifecta. It is a rare isogrammatic anagram sentence, meaning every single word in the phrase is made of the exact same four letters: H, I, S, and T.
Whether you’re talking about a beat, a realization, or a vibe, the phrase literally mathematically resets itself with every word.
It is the "holy trinity" of modern slang wordplay, proving that the phrase "This shit hits" is mathematically perfect.
The Math:
THIS (T-H-I-S)
SHIT (S-H-I-T)
HITS (H-I-T-S)

"The way the bass and the lyrics come together? This shit hits different."

by Dice254 February 1, 2026

Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”

“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

“You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”

by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026