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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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Canberra Secondary School

As some of y’all know that we have a new principal name Mr Leong kok kee. He’s new here. Ever since he join this school. I can tell you it is like prison.

The rules? More to primary school times. I heard term 4 need start wearing name tag. lol can u imagine. might as well i go back to my primary school.

vaping: “If we suspect you vaping in the toilet, we have a vape test kit” put posters of “vape is the toxic friend you don’t need.” in the toilet. There’s one or a few girls bathroom who cancel out “toxic” and “don’t”.

Damn the way he talk.. very slow, I can tell you most people KO. Every announcement also need video. like for what “pencil and eraser video”? pencil no feeling also..

budget. on a tight budget is it? or is too much spending on plastic chairs everywhere? damn I see why.

y’all know that green tea bottle is a must in school but guess what. Sorry no green tea bottles here.

Weather starting to increase and still can tell us to wear uniform, “every monday need to wear a tie”. if no tie what happen? CWO.

Sorry to say but to me, why small little things need to be CWO? I thought secondary sch must have fun and joy? and less strict?

complains : ngl but ever since you came in, the students got more complains, cause there’s no fun and it’s like prison but most of the reason is you’re very bias, racist. do pledge everyday but it seems like you say the pledge with no meaning.. not sorry to say but you seem less bothered about your students. it’s like you’re so selfish
person A : eh what’s your school?

person B : Canberra Secondary School.

person A: oh the school that always got trended
by konekkeciklol August 29, 2023
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Fluvanna County High School

A school full of drugged out teenagers and trashy dickhead staff. High levels of security due to high levels of drugs and stupidity.
Its funny how all the kids in fluvanna county high school be bussing off the perks.
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Churchlands senior high school

Dirty overcrowded school that is full of terrible students that like to graffiti anything they can, make messes and vape.
Has an overpriced canteen that is filled with dry food
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands senior high school, a place filled with assholes, vapers, graffiti and an overpriced selection of everything.
Churchlands sushi is drier than your nan's pussy
by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023
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Shailer park state high school

Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. There is no escape.
Hey bro that’s shailer park state high school!
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up.
by Lewis. E September 4, 2023
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Balwyn High School

Ms Lane is like some old granny who thinks shes a champion
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mattews middle school

Mexican 1: look at those crackers

Mexican 2: yeah dumbass they go to mattews middle school
by Mexicangangbanger777 September 5, 2023
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