Guys, come on --- you cannot expect all da gals to whom you're sexually attracted to always be "at your cervice"... they may be either tired, sore "down there", on their periods, not "in da mood" at da same time dat you are (which in your case, of course, is ALWAYS), busy with important matters, etc. You need to respect dem about dat --- be grateful dat dey are indeed actually willing to spread their legs for you even as often as they do, and leave it at dat!
by QuacksO March 5, 2022
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"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."
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"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
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Get the Losing your Pink Ribbon mug.This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
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"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"
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