My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx

My con con x

by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”

WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”

by blue bic June 1, 2022

My mom

A bitch that treats me like shit

My mom just screamed at me

by Kaiden34? June 1, 2022

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022