monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

saber-toothed Tigress

A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!

My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.

by Lena77494 June 11, 2015

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015

Sleepy tooth

secret code that pediatric dentists use to explain to frightened children how their tooth feels after an injection of local anesthesia

It's ok little Johnny, don't worry that it feels weird. I gave you a sleepy tooth!

by tridd September 13, 2015

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer October 6, 2015

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015