A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.
Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019
A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 22, 2022
The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
by cuntfuckercunts February 13, 2014
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
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A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022
he is lack toes and tolerence
by YeetoWords April 26, 2022