under finger

My dick

This is my under finger

by Borkgkfmg December 08, 2015

finger scrub

When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding

"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"

by Big lez mate November 05, 2015

Finger Pouch

The cavity inbetween a Woman’s legs

I walked into my nans bedroom to find her shoving a broom into her ‘finger pouch’

by Cracktilian March 24, 2020

Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

by plansant February 16, 2019

Taintch Fingers

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.

Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

by Sir Shartsalot July 03, 2014

Iphone finger

The pain and soreness that develops in the main finger used to swipe the screen of your iphone or smartphone. iphone, smartphone, swipeitis, swipe, Apple, Samsung, finger, overuse

I am developing some serious iphone finger, I have been on my iphone all day and my index finger is killing me.

by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.

Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.

by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017