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Thomas Richardson

A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.

Jesus that man sure does love bikes.

Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?

I think he likes bikes an awful lot.

I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022
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Thomas

"One of the seven dwarves from snow white"
Has a nigerian prince great grandfather meaning he inherited a bbc.
That looks like Thomas.
by EGGONBREAD November 21, 2021
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Thomas

He's a cool guy once you get to know him he is a medium sized black man with curly brown hair and brown eyes he loves to flirt with girls and usually has a best friend named Val.
by Thomas on May 23, 2018
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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny
Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
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Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.
person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true
by ……………………. January 6, 2022
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Saint Thomas

A Saint Thomas refers to a method of washing oneself that is fairly similar to showering and bathing at the same time.

One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.

The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
Friend: Yo, are you gonna bathe or somethin'?

Guy: Kinda. I'll be taking a Saint Thomas
by TheProGuyDudeBro August 14, 2022
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thomas echnical

the guy that beat zodiac aka technical49
he WILL kill you if you call him that
random chat member: ayo thomas echnical is about to beat swi
*message has been deleted*
by iddkfc February 15, 2024
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