Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.

Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy

by Jameschargles April 27, 2020

The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

by cpt316 May 9, 2020

Mike

A name that's all

Hi mike

by Ysknjexvyr8h4h8hv49vh4 May 30, 2020

The dirty mike

It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.

Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".

by #dirtymikeandtheboys June 8, 2020

mike groff

A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.

If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff

by Bladey23 June 9, 2020

big soaring mike

an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.

yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.

by big soaring mike June 9, 2020

Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!

Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!

by Nichorn June 28, 2020