Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
by oneonetmk September 5, 2023
Get the Jordan Ravetchmug. by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
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Get the Jordanmug. by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021
Get the Jordan Rachelmug. Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
Get the Jordan Valenzuelamug. Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
Get the Jordan Petersonmug.