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Mike Demers

A person who enjoys getting the semen of a man into their mouths.
My girlfriend is such a Mike Demers she loves semen
by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019
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Mike Maksosa’s fans

This group is a culmination of good taste and good fashion. Where there are schools of the finest fish, there are Mike Maksosa’s fans. This group carries a level of elegance and sophistication that rival the Legions of Cicero himself. Your heart connects, your mind directs, and a symbiotic relationship between you and something external redirect.
Mike Maksosa’s fans are really something special. Whenever they walk by me, I get this tingly sensation, and a ring in my ears I can’t quite explain.
by TheBanditofBooty September 19, 2025
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mike

someone who likes boys and oily backshots
mike is so gay!
by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025
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Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Mike leuverink

A god the literral defenition of a god on earth send to us from heaven
You see that guy he is a total mike leuverink
by Mike leuverink December 6, 2019
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Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.
Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike
by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014
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