Dylan

A Stink Old musty dusty homless man with a smol pp
Dylan is a stinken stinker
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Dylans are very special. They come in different forms. The Dylan I know is very smart and is one of the greatest man I have ever met. I might even name my adopted son Dylan. Dylan has a potential to make friends easily. But if he looks like he hates you by swearing at you, he's actually just trying his best to be your friend. Even if you feel betrayed because he did something bad to you, he's just joking.
If you ever see a Dylan, please be friends with him because he also can help with you problems.
"He'll forgive you. He's a Dylan after all..."
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Dylan is a smelly, annoying, and lonely guy. He’s the type of guy to ask you to help him get girls then follow up by having the least rizz possible and getting no women.
Hey do you know Dylan? Oh yea he’s the guy with no rizz.
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the biggest bitch you'll ever meet total asshole and-he will die by eating gluten
dylans like bread
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Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?
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Fastest cock known to man
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A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
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