Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020

Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

Lukes cock

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)

Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.

by police force 69 July 11, 2018

Cayenne Cock

Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.

My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night.

by smallcock_terb June 15, 2018