Taylor

A really annoying person who happens to also be nice.

Man, Taylor is a bitch.

by Ok im bored ok lmao September 27, 2019

Taylor . P

Taylor a girl that love potatoes, offten hangs around real people that arnt fake. Nice to everyone she meets. Doesnt shut up and only stops for a breath. Favourite colour yellow. Admired by everyone. Her best friend is extremly jelly of her, like most people. Stylish and drop dead gorgeous!

Taylor . P the girl next door.

by CC.riffraffe January 8, 2019

Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.

I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor

by Big hiney January 26, 2022

Maddison Taylor

Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it

Girl: Who’s that?
Boy: I bet she’s called Maddison Taylor

Another boy: she’s beautiful

by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019

Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024

Taylor Swift

what teenage white girls who suffer a high school breakup listen to

Amelia had recently gone through a breakup at school and now she's crying to Taylor Swift songs..

by abdooo March 21, 2024

Bryony Taylor

A Bryony is a small brony. She has trust issuses and struggles with relationships. She sings her head off as she eats uncooked chips. she may be small but she is very fiesty. you dont wanna mest with the dark one for all magic comes with a price!

"Is that a Bryony Taylor? ooh kinky!"

by jammiedodger6732698 April 21, 2019