An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 December 17, 2015
Get the rusty two-holemug. When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.
by Hairy Bob August 17, 2009
Get the Rusty Chain Bonemug. n. A male-only party where the guests show up pants-less and give each other rusty trombones til they all pass out.
by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004
Get the rusty trombone partymug. I love it when my girl sucks my dick will she fucks me in the ass with her dildo.
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
by slimbeau April 21, 2017
Get the Reverse rusty trombonemug. The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukelele.
by noxymann April 20, 2009
Get the Rusty Milkbox Ukelelemug. by Tree hugger July 29, 2017
Get the rusty can openermug. UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.
Their supporters are known as bum flashers
Their supporters are known as bum flashers
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
Get the Dumpy's Rusty Nutsmug.