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Biden Is Asshole

"this post will age terribly" but its okay because biden will always be a stinky turd.

by danadakryingerrail February 21, 2021

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

Post-Summer Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of August to about the middle of September. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster like science fiction and action, but they usually do not have a major draw since kids are starting to go back to school. Many times these are horror movies.

Freddy versus Jason was a post-summer movie that was fun to watch.

by New English August 10, 2010

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019

Post Rebecca Black

Also known as PRB. The world as it is today. After Rebecca Black unleashed the horror that is "Friday" a new calendar system was called into effect, to show a distinction between the world as it was, and the world as it is today. The main difference being marked by the incessant singing and re-singing of the words "It's Friday, friday" every time said day is mentioned.

We are now living in the year 0 Post Rebecca Black. (PRB)

by veronicasawyersmokes July 8, 2011

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

Post Christmas Green

The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.

"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"

"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"

by name that hasnt been used December 28, 2009