Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
Get the Shorts Merchantmug. 
short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
by soybean101 October 15, 2020
Get the short lawmug. On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
Get the National Short People Daymug. This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
Get the short barrel blondiemug. 