October 25

Hit anybody’s penis as hard as you can!

*punches penis*

“GOD DAMNIT CLAY!”
You can hit any ones Pp on October 25th!

by ChickenNuggs123 October 21, 2019

October 25th

October 25th is national fuck your friends sister day, so if you have a sister you’re kinda fucked (your sister is too)

Robert: Im meeting up with your sister later.
Jonathon: Why?
Robert: It’s October 25th and you’re sister’s getting fucked good tonight.

by Epic style October 21, 2019

October 23

It’s national kick anyone day! That’s right folks that one Karen in your class can finally get what she deserves by kicking her as much as you want tomorrow and she can’t do anything about it! Go up to a friend and kick them however, whenever, and as much as you want!

“Get over here Karen you ignorant slug it’s October 23rd you know what that means!”
“Oh okay.”
*Kicks Karen*
Karen, “Guess I cant do anything about it.”

by Joe and Karen ❤️ October 22, 2019

October 25

National hug your crush from behind day

It’s October 25 I need to hug him/her from behind

by Bellasoocool October 22, 2019

October 22nd

It is national slap your tallest Bff day! DON’T CHICKEN OUT! Good luck 😉 !

Oohhhh it’s October 22nd I have to slap Megan today!
I chickened out its October 22nd I needed to slap Jake!

by RoseyFlower October 22, 2019

24th of October

National kiss your ( fake or real) wife/ girlfriend day

my baby always looks so nice on the 24th of October so imma give her a kiss

by andioop:0 October 23, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

by Ded_potato October 23, 2019