Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016

Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean

by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025

Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷

Only bacon can help us now!

by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017

bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.

Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?

by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018

Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.

Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon

by RTNTN July 4, 2017

bacon

mad. just mad.

*mad walks by*
"we it smells like bacon"

by jdjsksoawknebds February 9, 2022

Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress

Don’t wear bacon!

by A tiny person January 13, 2021