My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?
Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.
Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?
Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.
Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.
by kdrng June 5, 2016
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Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.
by MoodyHD December 29, 2022
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by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016
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LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"
LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."
LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"
*growling hungrily in unison*
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LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"
*growling hungrily in unison*
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