bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

NOOB Da Player

The most awesome Youtuber ever, the most coolest dude ever. got the best vids

NOOB Da Player: a guy who makes YouTube videos titled "do I suck at (insert game title) yes"

example being defined

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subscriber: check out NOOB Da Player's Coolest video that isn't a scam

insert the The Epic Games store incident

by NOOB Da Player Fan#1 September 9, 2023

noob

a word coined by bryn and not jack

jack is a noob

by boffeemil July 15, 2023

Noob

A new player, not somebody who killed you in a fighting game.

‘UR SUCH A NOOB’ ‘mate u lit made ur account last year and ur calling me the noob? 💀’

by Poopypoopee August 9, 2023

Noob

A misused mispelling of n00b or newb popularized by zoomers and YouTubers. The correct terms are:

Newb: short for newbie, someone who is new to a video game
N00b (spelled with zeros): someone who is perpetually terrible at video games in spite of their experience; often used as mockery.

Hayden isn't a noob, he just started playing. He's a newb.

by Sticklerr May 14, 2024

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

Noob

/nu b/
verb

To noob means to expel (a foreigner) from a country, typically on the grounds of illegal status or for having committed a crime.
"he was deported for violation of immigration laws"

He was noobed: "he was deported for violation of immigration laws"

Synonym: deport, expel, banish, exile, expatriate, extradite, repatriate

by Palestine1947 February 28, 2024