macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.

geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!

by mickdicks July 10, 2011

Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.

The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.

by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012

Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.

1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.

by Scrotumus May 9, 2008

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009

a bob bang

when bob turkey slaps a donkey with a banana whilst wanking his actual cock

bob just did a bob bang on that donkey

by sillyoldwasp May 5, 2014

Bang Slam

The act of insulting your sexual partner after having sex with them. Commonly known as the Bang Slam.

After a nice romantic sex fest, Joe told his girlfriend she has a vagene like a wizard's sleeve. The worst "Bang Slam" possible.

by The Dieter 67 April 14, 2014

Flash Bang

-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.

Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...

by AugieDoggie9 March 10, 2011